Fun Stuff

Fun Farm Fact:

Farm Computing Terms:

  • Log On: Making the wood stove hotter.
  • Log Off: Don’t add wood.
  • Monitor: Keep an eye on the wood stove.
  • Download: Getting the firewood off the pickup.
  • Mega Hertz: When you’re not careful downloading (watch the toes!)
  • Floppy Disk: What you get from piling too much wood.
  • RAM: The hydraulic thingy that makes the wood splitter work.
  • Hard Drive: Getting home in mud season.
  • Prompt: What you wish the mail was in mud season.
  • Windows: What to shut when it’s 30 below.
  • Screen: What you need for black fly season.
  • Byte: What black flies do.
  • Chip: What to munch on.
  • Micro Chip: What’s left in the bag when the chips are gone.
  • Infrared: Where the leftovers go when Fred’s around.
  • Modem: What you did to the hay fields.
  • Dot Matrix: Farmer Matrix’s wife.
  • Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy.
  • Keyboard: Where you hang your keys.
  • Software: Plastic eating utensils.
  • Mouse: What eats the horses’ grain in the barn.
  • Main Frame: The part of the barn that holds the roof up.
  • Port: Fancy wine.
  • Enter: C’mon in!
  • Random Access Memory: You can’t remember how much that new rifle cost when your wife asks.
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Beccari's offers a variety of
Fresh Baked Cookies & Pies

Pies include:
  • Peach
  • Caramel Apple Nut
  • Blackberry
  • Fruits of the Farm
  • Blueberry
  • Country Apple